Toxic Chatter

The Wonky Eye Episode

Sun, 02 Nov 2008 01:14:00 +0800

What do these celeb eyes have in common?

Worst. Episode. Ever.

Sun, 10 Feb 2008 16:39:00 +0800

Our motto has always been "no preparation, no shame," sometimes it's obvious.

Missing: Our Dignity

Sat, 02 Feb 2008 21:45:00 +0800

Highlights from this episode 00:01- Britney when she was HOT 03:00- Voting Rights 10:30- What Donald Trump and Mick Jagger have in common. 12:00- Adam Speaking Dutch 15:30- Eva Mendez vs. Jennifer Lopez: The Wiki Battle What What. You're the best listener, listener. Toxic Love, Adam and Noorain

2008: The Year of the Toxic

Sat, 12 Jan 2008 21:39:00 +0800

We're back. And so are you.

Lindsay Lohan Goes Skiiing!

Thu, 26 Jul 2007 22:08:00 +0800

Weeeee! Sometimes skiing gets you in trouble. People for whom skiing has meant trouble: 1. Sonny Bono 2. Kate Moss 3. Robert Downey Jr. 4. Michael Kennedy Just ask Lindsay Lohan. Even wearing a SCRAM device, you can still have fun on the slopes.

Superhead + Eddie Winslow = Love

Wed, 11 Jul 2007 22:41:00 +0800

We didn't see that one coming!

Who's Your Daddy? (Like really, what famous daddy would do this to his kid?)

Sun, 01 Jul 2007 21:29:00 +0800

Take your guess. We will love you even if you're wrong (we're as forgiving w/ our listener as we are with our fav starz!).

Oprah has 6 Toes

Thu, 07 Jun 2007 18:15:00 +0800

And you thought you knew everything about her...

R. Kelly—the R stands for Chaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Sun, 27 May 2007 20:46:00 +0800

R.Kelly in the new issue of Hip-Hop Soul: “My greatest competition is, well, me . . . I’m the Ali of today. I’m the Marvin Gaye of today. I’m the Bob Marley of today. I’m the Martin Luther King, or all the other greats that have come before us. And a lot of people are starting to realize that now.” Yes, we open this episode with even more wisdom from Mr. R. Kelly himself. But week's craziness doesn't end there... Another celebrity DUI? Can't they just hire a driver already?! We examine the details of Lindsay Lohan's DUI charge and arrest for cocaine possession. We have assorted tidbits from the regulars as well as results from our game "stupid/smart/certifiable."

But We've Been Friends Since September!

Thu, 24 May 2007 13:09:00 +0800

We love fights. A lot. Especially when they involve violence and heartache. Unfortunately, this week's fight on The View involved only one of the above, and you'll have to listen to our show to figure out which one it is.

Guess the Knees...

Sun, 13 May 2007 20:42:00 +0800

Where were the celebs this week? We're not sure but they certainly weren't out partying, shaving their heads, and fighting like they used to. We miss those days (last week) when celebworld was more interesting than our lives. And this week, it wasn't. But never fear, we still found a way to make the little there was to work with, worth the time. This week we ask, "What Does Urban Dictionary Have to Say About Beyonce?" "Who Has The Best Elephant Story?" "Who Wants to Hear a Poem About Tom Cruise?" and most importantly, "Guess the Knees!"

Will Paris Eat Ranch Dressing in Jail?

Sun, 06 May 2007 20:58:00 +0800

We're back with live episodes of Toxic Chatter. We can't possibly begin to cover what happened in celebworld over the past few weeks- but we try (with many many side meanderings). We missed you listener! xo Adam & Noorain

Celebrity L.O.V.E. Chain

Sat, 21 Apr 2007 16:47:00 +0800

In an unprecedented act of celebrity knowledge/worship, Toxic Chatter (read: Noorain, the real brains behind this operation -Adam) has constructed a chain of 35 celebrities...where the links of the chain are romances, dates, affairs, rumored hook-ups, marriages/divorces, etc. If any of these links surprise you, pay attention to the show as we tell you all about them, even if they're just rumors, and if you're still not convinced, well...blame Wikipedia. And listen as the chain comes to a SHOCKING conclusion, beginning and ending with -- who else? -- David Spade. There's a lot of love to go around--LITERALLY! Loving celebs as much as they love each other, A&N P.S. Here's the chain in case you're dying to know and can't spare the time to listen this week...if only we could type these upside down so as not to kill the suspense! David Spade - Heather Locklear - Richie Sambora- Denise Richards - Charlie Sheen - Kelly Preston - George Clooney - Julia Roberts - Matthew Perry - Yasmine Bleeth - Luke Perry - Renee Zellweger - Bruce Willis - Demi Moore - Ashton Kutcher - Brittany Murphy - Eminem - Mariah Carey - Derek Jeter - Jessica Biel - Justin Timberlake – Britney Spears - Nick Carter - Paris Hilton - Aaron Carter - Hilary Duff - Joel Madden - Nicole Richie - DJ AM - Mandy Moore - Wilmer Valderrama - Lindsay Lohan - Harry Morton - Lara Flynn Boyle - David Spade

The British are Coming....BACK

Tue, 10 Apr 2007 00:41:00 +0800

We enjoyed having local British celebrity expert Isabella Steger on the show so much, we had to have her back. Let's face it, we had a lot to learn about this place and its celebs. In this mini-podcast, we take on Hugh Grant and Liz Hurley, Colin Firth vs. Colin Farrell, and the fake Britishness of Gwenyth Paltrow and Madonna. We digress, as we tend to do, to the Mile-High Club, Harry Potter, footballers' girlfriends, Girls Aloud as the new Spice Girls...and of course, the ROYALS. Even her Majesty the Queen gets a shout out this week! We hope you bloody enjoy it. Peace, love, and toxic, A&N (> A&E)

Nothing But The Truth

Sun, 01 Apr 2007 17:56:00 +0800

You were at the edge of your seat watching Judge Seidlin weep, yell, and try to promote himself over Anna Nicole's dead body. But he wasn't the first to adjudicate for a live television audience. We'll take you through all the daytime TV stars who deal with all sorts of small-claims disputes, divorces, and troubled teens like us. We'll tell you everything you never wanted to know about Judge Joe Brown, Judge Hatchett, and that beehive on top of Judge Judy (it's loooooooaded). And Sandra Day O'Connor versus Antonin Scalia for America's next celebrity judge??

The British are Coming...and They're So...Polite!

Sun, 25 Mar 2007 04:45:00 +0800

Join us for this week's mini-podcast, in which we're joined by British celebrity expert Isabella Steger. Isabella teaches us hopeless Americans everything we need to know about British pop culture: from Kate Moss to Robbie Williams, from Big Brother to Monica Lewinsky? And we'll tell you why British accents are the new Mentos!

Full House 4EVER

Mon, 19 Mar 2007 00:28:00 +0800

In this week's mini-podcast, we take you on a WHIRLWIND tour of your favorite characters from the 90's TV classic FULL HOUSE and tell you what they're all up to these days! We'll tell you... Which actor went on to graduate magna cum laude from Harvard? Which one got addicted to crystal meth? Who married a famous Italian fashion designer? Who's in grad school in women's studies here in the UK? Why Uncle Joey wasn't reall an uncle...and was he actually more annoying than Stephanie?? Debatable. Everywhere you look (everywhere you look) There's a heart (there's a heart) A hand to hold on to... Everywhere you look (everywhere you look) There's a face Of somebody who needs you!!!

A Star Is Reborn.

Sat, 10 Mar 2007 20:11:00 +0800

A svelte, scholarly Starlet Jones looks on as she inspires millions across the world to get gastric bypass surgery, bridezilla your way to into a corporate-sponsored wedding production, screw Barbara Walters over, and come out shining on cable TV, where stars go to die.

Tyra, Why'd You Do It Again?

Sun, 04 Mar 2007 21:03:00 +0800

Oh Tyra- Do you have to revisit the People Magazine cover every week? Lots of news on music celebs, Bobby Brown is the best. Also, a 15 person love chain. For real ya'll.

Pimping for Proactiv and Other Goodies

Sun, 25 Feb 2007 20:46:00 +0800

We're back with our second episode with all the best of ANS and Britney plus lots more (including the world of celeb endorsements). Enjoy!

Baldgate 2K7: 2.19.07

Thu, 22 Feb 2007 15:43:00 +0800

Sup Boos- Listen to the first episode of our new radio show Toxic Chatter and hear the latest on Britney, Anna Nicole and so much more! Adam & Noorain